(courtney)
- Steve can figure out directions much, much better than i can--most of the time I am lost.
- I sometimes get in ungrateful moods.
- I clam up and get snooty.
- There is a pull-string in Italian showers in case you slip so that someone is alerted (we learned this because we used the string to hang our clothes to dry).
- Italian bathrooms have two toilets--one for peeing and one for washing your behind--the second one is more like a toilet-looking sink.
- I need my dog.
- European bottles of wine seem much smaller and go much faster
- It is easy to think that euros aren't money at all and you can just spend spend spend.
- You need to make a reservation for a rental-car--you can't just try to pick one up when you hop off the train (or else you pay ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to rent a car for THREE DAYS).
- Italians are more likely to know English than French people.
- It's really dumb to have a really hot city on a lagoon where all day people look at water and can never ever ever ever go in it.
- I wish my hair were longer in the back.
- Italian restaurants start getting crowded at around 9pm.
- I can pick out with about 75% accuracy which people on the Italian sidewalk will spout English, but in France I can't tell at all.
- Americans give up wine, cheese, and bread in order to get thin, but the Italians and French are the thin ones and all they feed me is wine, cheese, and bread.
- Steve looks really cute in sunglasses. But he definitely stands out as not-Italian. His mouth is really good at faking French, but mine is not.
- Steve eats approximately 1.5 times faster than I. But I can fall asleep much faster than he can.
- When I didn't know any Italian, my brain enjoyed hearing the words, but knowing a little French, my brain is exhausted by always trying to pick out any word I might know. Having battles bilingual dialogues in my brain has been tiring.
- Right now Steve is photographing a fruit of a plant that he picked last night and started eating in the street.